On this fine Sunday afternoon in Portland, I could have done one of two things.  Watch the Patriots beat up on the Texans or head downtown and celebrate global No Pants Day with hundreds of people I don't know. 

For some reason, my wife loves doing things around the house with no pants on.  If you follow me on Instagram {THEBOOKBREWER} you get a glimpse of this world...  Don't worry parents, it's PG-13.  This type of social gathering was made for her so the choice was easy, screw football and lets go party in our underwear! 

From a ride on the Max, followed by a group photo in Pioneer Square, a kickline in front of Jakes, capped off by a nice legs contest at Splash Bar, partying without our pants was awesome.  It was actually kind of sad to have to put them back on...